Not Creative

Apparently I am not creative.

I have suspected that I am fraud for some time (at least since I was twelve) but it seems that it is being confirmed from all sides.

I cannot design my way out of a paper bag (or the bag itself, for that matter).

My home looks as if my decorator is Hurricane Katrina. Hell, my wardrobe appears to be designed by her also. (at least she is cheap).

I cannot not think of anything creative or even helpful to say to my brother who is going through a divorce. I cannot console his kids without sounding trite. I would settle for movie of the week cliche but I don't think I can reach that high.

Am I being sarcastic?

I don't think I am creative enough for that.