Thanks for nothing, North Korea

I knew that this would happen. As soon as I was happy and content, the world would end.

I was ready for it in 1999. Really I was. Kinda hoping actually. I was miserable back then. Getting out of a bad relationship and into another, work was awful, 2 mortgages, bad renters, everything seemed hopeless. I eagerly awaited Y2K... and then, nothing.

Thanks for nothing, Y2K.

Well, now I am content and happy. I love an awesome man, I have happy(ish) animals (its hard to tell with Jewel), one mortgage, work I love, an office space that doesn't suck, nieces and nephews to annoy, friends, family. Life is good.

Then Kim Jong-Il decides that now is a good time to go over-the-top comic book style supervillian and threaten the world with nuclear annihilation. He is supposedly dying and wants to take the world with him (and you thought Paris Hilton was selfish!).

What a legacy to not leave behind. At least he will not have to deal with a starving, impoverished population. Or reality. Not that he ever did.

Well, kiss your loved ones twice as much and eat a lot of chocolate. The end is nigh.

And to think George Bush was putting all his end time energy into Isreal.