I have been lurking around some message boards and I felt compelled to write the following synopsis of the last two seasons of True Blood. I can’t find the original post that prompted this but I am proud of my cleverness so I thought I would share it with my follower(s).
In an attempt to keep the peace let me try to explain the whole Eric/Sookie/Bill triangle without judgment and using the TV show only:Season 1: Eric sees Sookie and thinks she might be good for a nibble. Later on he realizes that she would be good to exploit to his advantage while he is nibbling.
Meanwhile, Sookie has nibbled Bill thus only has eyes for him. And sometimes Sam. Bill has nibbled Sookie. A lot. Bill does not want to share. Ever. His obsession with Sook is almost pathological so you know the sex is real good.
Season 2: Eric exploits Sookie while still hoping for a nibble. He then realizes that it would be easier to exploit and nibble if he could just get rid of Bill. Again. (I got the impression from the conversation the two had at Godric's that they have clashed over a woman before). Or if he had some sort of hold over Sook then he could exploit and nibble despite Bill (cue the bullet sucking). And then the Queen tells him not to nibble on Sook, and well, now he just has to, doesn't he?
Meanwhile, Sook realizes that the world has become a lot scarier since the nibbling started. Optimistically, she thinks she can help change the world. Realistically, she just wants more alone nibbling time with Bill. Bill is still obsessed with Sookie, and really starts marking his territory, in case no one saw him do it in season 1.
Sam nibbles bacon. Temporarily.
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